Italians advertise it better

In places like Italy, the success of an advertising campaign is measured by the number of national erections. Sex is used to sell anything. It's so outrageous, I've posted some examples. Oh, the scandal...

The ad above sells underwear. Makes sense. I want it, especially if it can make my derriere look so silky. This one below features Federica Ridolfi, an Italian model closer to sainthood than Pope Benedict, advertising cheese. No, really. Cheese:



This one brings to life the work of erotic comic book artist Milo Manara and insinuates that cartoon girls are indeed attracted to older men, but only if they sleep on certain mattresses:



And here's Charlize Theron, peddling Campari:



Lastly, another Campari ad without Charlize. I think they could've saved themselves the star fee: